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Flame #2-- "Really Ticked-Off Tiger", or Part 2
Mumm-Ra and Luna,
Well don't you two feel important taking my legitimate complaint and turning it into a session of immature flaming and name-calling?
Mumm-Ra if you think I'm jealous that you haven't seduced
me then you don't have even one tenth of
the brains that I thought you did
(a
that wasn't much). I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last being
in existence. Lion-O is
en times the man you'll ever be, in bed or otherwise.
You are the most repulsive creature I have ever seen, and if Pumyra actually
was stupid enough to sleep with you then I feel sorry for her that she has
such warped judgement. As for kicking my ass, just try it, you simpering
little yes-man of the ASOE, that is if you have the balls to do it. Somehow
I think you're all talk and no action (again, in the bedroom and otherwise).
Why don't you go and take out *your* frustrations in a healthy outlet, like
trying to get whatever ever-living bug that crawled up your ass out of
it?
And as for you, Luna, you big-eared freakshow midget, how dare you call me repressed or stupid? You don't know me or a damn thing about me. If this oh so wonderful man you refer to is Amok then I feel sorry for him. I wouldn't wish the fate of having to listen to your obnoxious voice day in and day out on top of looking at your ugly face all the time on anyone, except perhaps that loser Mumm-Ra. As far as being stupid, if I'm stupider than a retarded bruteman, and can still outsmart you stupid-ass lunatacs, that doesn't say much for you now does it, sweetheart? So why don't you do all of Third Earth a favor and keep your useless "advice" to yourself and that ugly trap of yours shut?
Sincerely,
Really Ticked-Off Tiger
Dearest Really Ticked Off Tiger,
Have I offended you??? GOOD!!!! Because I want to do it again!!!! You deserve
a big hand for your long-winded speech......right across your mouth! Apparently
I didn't make myself clear enough to you when I told you not to rant at me
again, punk. You're a fine one to talk about immaturity and lack of brains!!
The only thing bright about you is the seat of your pants! My poor heart
is just utterly broken, knowing you wouldn't sleep with me!! But then, it
wouldn't be any fun for me anyhow, because unlike you, I at least give my
lovers something stiff!!! Seeing as how you obviously cannot read anything
else besides male skin magazines, I thought I should let you know that I
fully intend to get rid of this so-called ever-living bug....namely, YOU!!!
You want repulsive? Try Luna at 6 am wearing her cold-cream mask and her
hair in curlers with a frighteningly see-thru nightgown. Now THAT'S the stuff
true nightmares are made of!!! As for Loser Lord Lion-O, yes, he is stronger
than me, but bad breath and unspeakable body odor aren't everything you know.
Your problem is that you're so tight-assed you squeak louder than a mouse
when you walk. No wonder no one can stand you!!! Well, I take that back,
the only things that can stand getting close to you are fleas!!! Let somebody
else borrow that stick of yours for a while..........you know, the one you've
got shoved up your ass, and maybe you'll find someone to hook up with other
than Lion "I'll Do Anything" O! And if you think (which you shouldn't be
doing in the first place since you'll hurt yourself) for one second that
I won't nail your whiny ass into the ground, then you are dead wrong. According
to Tygra and Pumyra, YOU'RE the one who's all talk and no action!! (Especially
in bed!!!) Just ask Zaxx, Slithe, and Charr-Nin (for starters) to tell you
all about what I do to people who piss me off!!! This is officially your
FINAL warning.............mess with me again, and the next piece of ass you'll
be poking that little head of yours into (and you may take your pick of which
"head" I'm talking about!) will be your own!!!!!!!! Nighty-night, sweet
prince(ss)!!!!!
Sincerely yours, darling,
Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living and ALL-POWERFUL!!!!
Dear "Really Ticked-Off Tiger" (oh my aren't *you*
original),
You have the absolute gall to call me stupid when you're the one who writes
back begging for more abuse? First of all, the only things that have
kept the Lunatacs from kicking your miserable Thundercat hides off of Third
Earth are bad luck and even worse help (i.e. Mutants, Mumm-Ra, etc.). Second
of all, I've said it before and I'll say it again, you are repressed
and stupid, and I don't need to know you personally to determine that! You're
an idiot, plain and simple. No further explanation needed (although
I could provide one, I have not the desire to use only the one syllable words
that are the only ones you can comprehend). Also, since you have given me
a forum to do so, I will ask again, *what* is with you and this "big-ear"
hang up of yours?! You've brought it up a third time! What, did
someone with big ears beat you as a child (not that I could blame them) or
something? On Plundarr and it's moons, where I come from, big ears
are a sign of attractiveness. So is being petite, which you so rudely
referred to as being a "freakshow midget". Of course being a reject
with an afflicted voice and bad fashion sense you wouldn't know much about
attractiveness, now would you? No wonder you can't get laid except by a
hallucinogenic fruit-addicted and equally fashion-deficient tiger! I'd
have to down a few of Silky's specials to have sex with you too! As
for keeping my advice to myself, sorry, that's not my job. If you don't
want to hear my opinion, I suggest you not ask for it next time.
Refusing to keep my trap shut for the pathetic likes of you,
Luna
Flame #3-- Alluro Strikes Back!
Luna,
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